Monday, March 10, 2008

Ah Bocaaaa...


This weekend we drove down to Boca Raton ("Boca"), place of everything new, clean, rich and "delicatesseny." For those of you "outsiders" a "deli" is a rather small restaurant that serves all kinds of sandwiches with chips or fries and pickles. A pickle is not one of those green dime sized tasteless wet things on your quarter pounder but a long lizard looking like thing usually cut in quarters that is juicy and bursting with sweetness. It is a perfect compliment to a tuna, pastrami, roast beef or tongue on rye with seeds. Yes, I said tongue! Ordering a Dr. Brown creme soda is the "Jewy" thing to do. That' s not a put down, it's very much a compliment. In the typical Palm Beach or Broward county deli, everyone argues and you have to be "pushy" - again to you outsiders that's aggressive - to get a decent table and any service. Anyway, along with my 20 year old son, we took the F-150 and shot down there at a constant 80 mph. We left at 7:45am after stopping at 7-11 to put in $75 which filled the tank and another stop to fill our stomachs at McDonald's. We got down there at 11am - did the family thing - and left at 7pm - across Alligator Ally up I75 and back home at 10:45pm - total trip miles of about 510 miles. We put in another $5o to fill the tank. I didn't have to drive a mile - just keep alert to the same morons and idiots that I usually watch out for OTR. Not being in a big truck was nice, having the ability to go in and out everywhere and not worry about our size. We even went into a rest area and parked in a big truck space just like the assholes of the traveling public. Just a few minutes ago I e-mailed my dispatcher that I'll need another day home and will be available (for now) Wednesday morning. I feel like I just got home. The time seems to be moving (unusually) faster than ever. Back over here on the (very much) "non-Jewy" un-Florida like West Coast, I told my wife that after 22 years of living here, we really need to move over and get our little piece of paradise. By the way, of course I was asked: "if you're a trucker, how come you don't have any tatoos?" And, both photos r from the Boca Raton Resort and Club web site.