Sunday, March 16, 2008

No sex for you...

Did you ever wonder why magazines like Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, Leg Show, etc. are not sold at Flying J, T/A, Love's or Pilot? No sex, but these "travel centers" heavily push cigarettes and beer. How is it that you can sell alcohol and beer to the "traveling" public in light of so many DUI's? We all know that cigarettes are deadly, yet FJ and every other "truck stop" pushes them. And, clearly, having nothing to do with "sex" and not exposing their SUV and RV customers (and their ugly innocent evil tired hungry cranky whiny children) to vulgarity and "pornography" is good business. Did you ever take a good look at these "fine upstanding" Americans? These folks have not had any (good) sex in years. Most don't even talk to each other. Many are so out of shape sex is impossible. It is very clear to me that these "holier than thou" goody two shoes with their pretend Christian family values, who clog the interstate with their Winnebago's, Toyota's and Fords, could clearly benefit from a good "BJ" or few minutes with a copy of the latest Penthouse and an appointment with their left hand. I really want to go back to the days of a separate section for "professional" drivers where we can buy "smut", eat in peace and not interface with these "sexless" annoying civilians.
*** the photo is hot (21 year old) Bree Olsen http://breeolson.com/ & http://penthouse.com/ who I listened to going nowhere in the I-65 KY traffic on Sirius 100 (replay) The Howard Stern Show. She was "fooling around" (lesbian kissing exhange) with her new friend porn star Erica Ellyson - great moments in radio! Just Google them for more photos - just make sure you're in your truck and not sitting inside the FJ.