blogger Wayne Neisser has announced that he has negotiated a multi-million dollar line of credit in order to design, build and launch an Adventures in Trucking satellite. His partner, reportedly, is the big truck manufacturer, International. Neisser, in an exclusive interview with the aFlush, said his goal is to have every trucker write a blog, through him. Neisser - who tore down his home (it still had a mortgage) to build a subterranean bomb proof stone structure to house his own massive Internet server - he now lives full time in a used truck given to him by International - does not feel that being everywhere on the net is enough for him. "I'm never satisfied", he says. His blog, which he writes along with his wife, is available on MySpace, Blogger, YouTube, Twitter, Delicious, Stumbles, Scout, Typepad and millions of other sites. His vast following of at least 25 readers, several of which have either died or retired from trucking years ago, can now find his blog anywhere and everywhere. You can even watch him blog via his podcast. Neisser attributes his blogging success to dictating money making ideas on a small RCA mini-recorder in the middle of the night then playing them back over and over until they become reality. He tells aFlush that his ideas are so numerous that his mini-recorder frequently runs out of space and he has to rely on ReQuall and Jott to help him out. Neisser, who also does an Internet radio show, acknowledges that 99.99% of truckers never heard of him, but vows to press on, eventually hoping to host a prime time game show to be broadcast on his Adventures in Trucking satellite network. Still in the planning stage, it is rumored to be called "Who gives a rats ass about trucking?" Weisser, ever the renaissance man, admits to being very conflicted about a bunch of things in his life. "I'm a trucker, but I also think of myself as the Vince McMahon of trucking blogs as well as an economist, programmer, editor, animal rescuer, great writer (he is working on a book called the History of Trucking Blogs, due out next year), husband, connoisseur, photographer and Internet expert. Asked whether he ever read aFlush, Neisser said never, "whoever writes that damn thing doesn't understand about paragraphs." When not overseeing his vast trucking blogger empire, you can might find Neisser delivering a load of strawberries from NJ to CA. Neisser, who admits being dropped on his head as a child, says his biggest goal is having lunch with John McCain and talking about his trucking blogs. Good luck, Wayne. You can read for yourself the golden words of Neisser by going here http://adventuresintrucking.com/ There you will also find a little scrunchy photo of him taken by a really cheap disposable camera, as he paused on his way to the top of Mt. Everest where he erected an antenna connected to his server. The credit for the photo is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_McMahon(this entire story was bogus, but as funny as hell)
