how ya doing? hoz Bill? hoz Chelsea? hoz life? Well, listen, ah, Hil - can I call u Hil? Ok sorry, Hillary, what? Ok sorry, Senator, huh? Ok, sorry, Senator Hillary, ah, I mean Senator Clinton, listen I'm really sorry about this whole Biden thing, but, well, after all, he is a man and has a lot of experience, what's that u say, yea I know you were in the White House for 8 years, yah I know you told Bill how to run things, but, what's that, yeah, I know you've been all over the world and know heads of state like Joe, but but, listen, huh, ok ok I'll say you should have been the nominee and I should have been your VP, but Hil, I mean Senator, I mean Senator Clinton it just didn't work out that way, and, and, I'm calling to find out what you want for supporting me and all, I mean what can I do for you once I'm elected? What's that? Well, Supreme Court Justice is not out of the question, how about Attorney General, now Senator Hil, I mean Senator Clinton it's not nice to say that about Janet Reno, huh, ok ok forget Attorney General, what? what does Bill want? He wants the Court? Well, I can appoint the both of you, together on the bench, that wouldn't be right, what's that? Bill wants Ambassador of England or China? Well, we might be able to work on that, what? You still want the Court, ok, well, you are going to say nice things about me at the convention right? You promise? You're not crossing your fingers behind your back are u? Ok, well I guess if you can say nice things about me and shut up,I mean watch Bill, I can give you the Court job. What do you mean you can't control Bill, but, but, alright forget Bill, but you will say nice things about me? Great, thank you so much, Hil, I mean Senator, I mean Senator Clinton. Oh by the way, can you wear that little red number on stage at the convention? Hello, hello, damn - she hung up already. The photo credit is http://www.flickr.com/photos/24515158@N06/2336591460/
Monday, August 25, 2008
Hi Hillary, this is Barack...
how ya doing? hoz Bill? hoz Chelsea? hoz life? Well, listen, ah, Hil - can I call u Hil? Ok sorry, Hillary, what? Ok sorry, Senator, huh? Ok, sorry, Senator Hillary, ah, I mean Senator Clinton, listen I'm really sorry about this whole Biden thing, but, well, after all, he is a man and has a lot of experience, what's that u say, yea I know you were in the White House for 8 years, yah I know you told Bill how to run things, but, what's that, yeah, I know you've been all over the world and know heads of state like Joe, but but, listen, huh, ok ok I'll say you should have been the nominee and I should have been your VP, but Hil, I mean Senator, I mean Senator Clinton it just didn't work out that way, and, and, I'm calling to find out what you want for supporting me and all, I mean what can I do for you once I'm elected? What's that? Well, Supreme Court Justice is not out of the question, how about Attorney General, now Senator Hil, I mean Senator Clinton it's not nice to say that about Janet Reno, huh, ok ok forget Attorney General, what? what does Bill want? He wants the Court? Well, I can appoint the both of you, together on the bench, that wouldn't be right, what's that? Bill wants Ambassador of England or China? Well, we might be able to work on that, what? You still want the Court, ok, well, you are going to say nice things about me at the convention right? You promise? You're not crossing your fingers behind your back are u? Ok, well I guess if you can say nice things about me and shut up,I mean watch Bill, I can give you the Court job. What do you mean you can't control Bill, but, but, alright forget Bill, but you will say nice things about me? Great, thank you so much, Hil, I mean Senator, I mean Senator Clinton. Oh by the way, can you wear that little red number on stage at the convention? Hello, hello, damn - she hung up already. The photo credit is http://www.flickr.com/photos/24515158@N06/2336591460/
