Now follow me here. This photo is of the dog whisperer. Someone has a dog with a behavior problem. It's almost always caused by the behavior of the owner, not the dog, but forget that. So the dog let's say goes wacko when the owner walks "it" and spins in circles, bites, farts, whatever - not good. Makes the owner look like a moron, which in many cases is the truth, but, again, forget that. So in comes the dog whisperer. If you watch this show, you know that all the dog needs to know is the whisperer is coming and he knows the game is over. The whisperer enters the house and you can see the dog is already shaking in this doggie boots. 5 minutes after the whisperer puts the dog on the leash and takes "it" outside, any behavior that was previously exhibited is over with. After 15 minutes on the leash with the whisperer, thousands of years of inbred cranky dog behavior ceases to exist. Problem solved. The dog whisperer takes no shit and no prisoners. After all this is a man who rescues and trains pit bulls. That's because he's really not the dog whisperer, but the doggie devil. And the dogs know it. The dog whisperer really never has to go anywhere. All he has to do is phone the owner of a bad dog. Put him on speaker phone and he does that cist! sound and instantly the dog becomes tabula rasa frozen and waiting for instructions on what to do next. The only reason any of this does not work is because the owners are stupid. When things don't work out, the whisperer does do follow-up visits, but you can tell he is not happy about it. This is when the owner gets a good whispering-style talking to. "Be here and in the now, be peaceful, show control", he says, really saying to the owner, hey get your act together fool and learn how to control your damn pet. And don't call me again. Now why the hell am telling you about this. As that famous radio news broadcasting said, "There's more to the story!" I'll have to save it for the next post. The photo credit is http://cdn.channel.aol.com/ch_kids/dog-whisperer-cesar-millan-300-032707.jpg The whisperer's website is http://www.cesarmillaninc.com/
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Manager whisperer...
Now follow me here. This photo is of the dog whisperer. Someone has a dog with a behavior problem. It's almost always caused by the behavior of the owner, not the dog, but forget that. So the dog let's say goes wacko when the owner walks "it" and spins in circles, bites, farts, whatever - not good. Makes the owner look like a moron, which in many cases is the truth, but, again, forget that. So in comes the dog whisperer. If you watch this show, you know that all the dog needs to know is the whisperer is coming and he knows the game is over. The whisperer enters the house and you can see the dog is already shaking in this doggie boots. 5 minutes after the whisperer puts the dog on the leash and takes "it" outside, any behavior that was previously exhibited is over with. After 15 minutes on the leash with the whisperer, thousands of years of inbred cranky dog behavior ceases to exist. Problem solved. The dog whisperer takes no shit and no prisoners. After all this is a man who rescues and trains pit bulls. That's because he's really not the dog whisperer, but the doggie devil. And the dogs know it. The dog whisperer really never has to go anywhere. All he has to do is phone the owner of a bad dog. Put him on speaker phone and he does that cist! sound and instantly the dog becomes tabula rasa frozen and waiting for instructions on what to do next. The only reason any of this does not work is because the owners are stupid. When things don't work out, the whisperer does do follow-up visits, but you can tell he is not happy about it. This is when the owner gets a good whispering-style talking to. "Be here and in the now, be peaceful, show control", he says, really saying to the owner, hey get your act together fool and learn how to control your damn pet. And don't call me again. Now why the hell am telling you about this. As that famous radio news broadcasting said, "There's more to the story!" I'll have to save it for the next post. The photo credit is http://cdn.channel.aol.com/ch_kids/dog-whisperer-cesar-millan-300-032707.jpg The whisperer's website is http://www.cesarmillaninc.com/
