Whether you're a truck driver or not, this is how the fashion industry "suggests" we guys look should next Spring. Do you follow the runways? No, not the one's at the airport. Milan, Rome, NY and of course Paris! Oh my my darlings! How can you possibly not care what you're wearing next season? You're actually think of going into the Flying J wearing that? Oh han, those overalls, are, well, so farmy! You need to "go" Duckie Brown - such as the floral jacket shorts combo pictured here. Designers Steven Cox and his "partner" Daniel Silver, tells leetle 'ole me that this outfit is peeerfect and can be worn at the most respectable shippers and receivers. They tell us, it IS the way to get noticed and unloaded first! And, did you know that the "in" men's undies to wear are black stretch bodystockings! Put one of those skin tight suckers on and you'll breeze through the BMI portion of your next DOT physical. Remember to breathe! And a little birdie tells this reporter that Swift and Werner will be offering their drivers special discounts on both outfits pictured here. Oooooo! What about the rest of us fashion "plates?" Get called into the scale house to show your paperwork? Be "dreamy" in the get-up to the left. The DOT will certainly take notice and probably forget why they asked you to come inside! The black boots and white sox drive me craaaazy, my babies! Photo credits are - for the photo on your left - the Rag & Bone outfit (no I'm not joking) is Stephanie Colgan for The New York Times, and - for the photo on the right is Hiroko Masuike, also for The New York Times. And if you care to get more details, the link to the story is http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/08/fashion/shows/08REVIEW.html
