I hear you. I hear you on the radio. I see you on television. I sat near you in the restaurant. I stood next to you in the truck stop. I've heard you whining. I've heard you say things after the election that demonstrates your incredible stupidity. I know it's not easy to accept the fact that "you people" not only blew the election, but pretty much screwed up our country up the last eight years.
But I want you all to know it's going to be OK. We independents who voted for Obama have the perfect solution for all of you. This should make you feel much better. You will not have to suffer any more. You soon will be with "your kind" in a place you can make up all your own Republican Conservative rules. You can ban abortion, pay no taxes, conduct business with absolutely no regulations, take care of nobody but yourselves, ban gays and go to the nuttiest church you can find.
We independents who voted for Obama have arranged for some available freighters to give you transport out of our country. You can take your fear, prejudice and ignorance elsewhere. We know you don't feel comfortable here anymore. Just tell the captain of the ship you will be assigned to where you want to go. There are plenty of places in Africa you all might like. Kenya is out. With the war winding down in Iraq, you might consider settling there. Perhaps Mexico might give you some space. Your money will be welcome there. And there are plenty of Mexicans who wouldn't mind working for you as second class citizens with tiny wages and no benefits. Certainly no health insurance. Just like you Republican business people were doing here in the States.
The only hitch here is that it's not voluntary. Sorry. We know the names and addresses of all McCain-Palin supporters from the voting records. You soon will be receiving your exit visa soon. Sara and Todd Palin have already received their paperwork. You will be allowed 2 suitcases per Republican family. Sorry, no pets. Adios.
