is not the economy, Iraq and Afghanistan, Madonna and her boy toy Jesus – that’s “hey-sus”, not Jesus or Jennifer Hudson lip syncing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl. What is? How “chunky” Jessica Simpson has become. No little black dress for her. Maybe one those best-selling Snuggie blankets with sleeves would be better. Do they come in black? Simpson now looks like 85% of the women in world. The old Jessica, well she was eating one saltine a day. Now we know that gets old with all those Taco Bell and BK’s on the road. Actually, she looks positively thin compared to the typical female truck driver. The funky belt only makes her “starfatness“ look worse. Frankly, I don’t care. You’re still a hottie in my book. Lerner's and Catherine’s should have some sexy clothes for you. Bravo fashion expert Tim Gunn probably would say you need a better bra, since your “girls” seem to have a sag problem. Maybe one of those “foundation” garments for that puffy middle and bulging thighs. Welcome to the real world Jess.
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