Saturday, April 19, 2008

Blue balls, white balls, yellow balls...

better known as "trucknutz." I woke up this morning and turned on the local news. Poor FL legislature - it seems that these buffoons were kept six hours - six hours! - in session to actually do something. I sit in a freak'n truck seat for 14 hours a day, and these spoiled pinheads are complaining? Well, read this: Tallahassee, Fla., April 18 (UPI) - "A Florida lawmaker is proposing a $60 fine for motorists who display "Trucknutz" - plastic and chrome replicas of testicles - on their vehicles. State Sen. C. Baker of Eustis says the ornaments are offensive to many drivers who wind up driving behind them. The South Florida Sun-Sentinel http://www.sun-sentinel.com/ said Friday that Baker tucked the fine proposal into a larger transportation bill. Some Florida lawmakers say "Trucknutz" may be in poor taste, but the Legislature should stick to more important things. The Sun-Sentinel noted that one of Baker's Florida Senate colleagues, fellow Republican J. King of Jacksonville, had a pair mounted on his sport utility vehicle -- painted in the colors of FSU - Florida State University. King removed his "Trucknutz" a while back at the insistence of his wife, Linda, the report said." The link for the UPI story is: http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/2008/04/18/trucknutz_battle_spills_into_florida/4223/
Now I think we should all go out and buy ourselves our own pair of balls and here's the place to go: http://www.trucknutz.com/default.asp or http://www.yournutz.com/store/ or http://www.mechanics-warehouse.com/trucknutz.htm. Some larger truck stops sell them. The photo credit is: http://www.truck-nuts.com/albums/album_image/2648539/772926.htm