"What's going on?" asked the sheriff dispatcher."There's an alligator in my kitchen!"
"How long do you think the alligator is ma'am?"
"It's huge! ... I only saw the first half of it, and that had to be at least 3 feet. ... because it was behind the freezer, and it just disappeared."
"Are you sure it couldn't be like, a, uh, iguana or a really large..."
"Oh, no, no, no, no!"
"All right," the dispatcher told her, "we'll get deputies out that way." The story can be found at: http://blogs.tampabay.com/breakingnews/2008/04/gator-spotted-i.html the photo is by the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office : http://www.pcsoweb.com/
