Thursday, August 07, 2008

I don't think so Jintao!

"One country should not interfere in the internal affairs of another." Sorry, Hu Jintao (胡锦涛) President of China. As long as you make most of the goods in my local Wal-Mart, I want to know everything you're doing, especially as it relates to your so-called internal affairs. I know you have your spies everywhere in my country, I only hope that we (the CIA) have a whole bunch of our spies everywhere in yours. You see, Hu, I don't trust you. As the saying goes - keep your friends close and your enemies closer. My President is over in your neck of the woods for the Olympics. I don't know why, because he can watch the highlights like everyone else on NBC. But we suspect his motives. That what we do in a democracy. And I, sure as hell, suspect yours Hu. And get a pair of glasses that fit. I hear China makes lots of cheap ones.