"Hi, I'm Governor Sara Palin." Pull the string. "Hi, I'm Governor Sara Palin." Pull the string. "Ask me a question". What if a woman is raped and gets pregnant, do you believe it is her right to have an abortion?" Pull the string. Silence. Pull the string. "Nooooo." Pull the string. "Ask me a question" Ok - do you believe in stem cell research? Pull the string. "No way, hee, hee, hee. Hi, I'm Governor Sara Palin." I didn't pull the string. Do you believe in gay rights? Pull the string. "No way, hee, hee, hee." Do you know what the Bush doctrine is? Pull the string. Nothing. Pull the string again. "No way, hee, hee, hee. Pull the string. "I mean, I sure do! Hi, I'm Governor Sara Palin." What does it mean? Pull the string. Silence. Do you believe that because you can see Russia from Alaska, that qualifies you to be VP? Pull the string. "Yup." Sen. McCain says you're going to reform Washington, how do you intend to do that?" Pull the string. Silence. Pull the string again. "Just like I did in Alaska. I put that jet on eBay. I put that jet on eBay. I" I tap her head like in the V-8 juice commercials and Pull the string. "Hi, I'm Governor Sara Palin." Pull the string. "Obama is a baaddd man, he wants to teach kindergartner's all about the dirty deed." You mean sex? Pull the string. "Yup." Pull the string. "Obama is a baaddd man, he called me a pig!" Pull the string. "Hi, I Governor Sara Palin."
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Pull the string...
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