Ok, first I read about the IGroove Pantie for IPod nano, now here comes Lucia Lorio from Brazil, with the "get-up" pictured here. For $8000-$1000 you get this "dainty" thing that's GPS equipped. Lorio calls it the "Find me if you can" line, for "modern techno-savvy women." So, if your "gal" goes out on a night on the town without you - you'll know where she is. You can see the GPS devise sewn in the sheer part of the lace bodice. No, I don't know what a lace bodice is, but that's where the damn thing is located.
Listen, if you're the man at home and your wife or girlfriend is a truck driver away on the road - if she wears this and she doesn't call in or come home, you'll know where she is. Somehow I don't see lady truck drivers wearing this thing unless it comes in a XXL size. And for those "other lady" truckers who, well, who want to look like guys and not gals, they're not going to wear this anyway.
Frankly, the whole idea is stupid, and with all due respect to women truckers, they'd better come out with a model that guys can wear. I know some guys that would want to wear this number, but that's not what I'm talking about. I do mean a GPS that's built into men's Hanes or Jockey's. Gals could then keep track of their guys and their, well, you know what else.
The photo credit is in the lower left hand of the photo: AFP/Images.
