Saturday, February 21, 2009

Ouch! No sooner than I…

196758557_2ad665c597_m told you about enjoying Bubba’s new “toned-down” show then I hear this. I had just spent the past 5 hours listening and getting “edumacated” over on NPR, then not being able to take any more, I switched over to Bubba and boom, whack, ouch! Holy smokes! Dudes getting dominated and spanked by wild and wacky mistresses. I was driving through South Dakota. I wonder if this kind of stuff is legal there? What if I pulled into a weigh station and the scale master heard what was I was listening to? Would he tell me to come in and issue me a citation for listening to “illegal” programming? I wonder, since Bubba is real popular with crew cut “moustache-ee-owed” law enforcement “types” would I just get a warning? What if he wanted a spanking? This is scary stuff in a free country. I know dildos and vibrators are illegal in Alabama. I don’t carry either one in the truck for that reason. I wonder if you can go into Canada with a dildo listening to Bubba and a dominatrix spanking some dude. What stress. I’m sorry about what I told you about Bubba. I was wrong. His show is apparently just as filthy and outrageous as it’s always been. Don’t listen to it. Stick with NPR. On Saturday, Howard Stern re-broadcast an old show where his personal bitch, Ralph, was forced to dress up as a hooker and pick up men. OMG! What is this world coming to? Disgusting.

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