Saturday, April 12, 2008

Flying J Review - Kenly, NC

Sorry, no hotties here. Jennifer was my server, probably a Grandmother, and Courtney was the cashier, nice and all, but no "hotness." Hell, I need something good to look at after sitting in the damn truck all day. I drove in the rain, rain and more rain surrounded by a mass exodus of cheap Canadian RV'ers headed down to FL. GO BACK HOME! Some of them followed me into the buffet and man oh man are these folks weird. They stand around in truckers way trying to figure out where to sit and what to eat. No wonder they can't drive. And they're all ugly. One little French Canadian dude was having a black coffee and sucking some foreign cigarette. He started coughing, turned beet red - we though he was just going to drop dead before he even got to the salad. Do you notice with the price of everything skyrocketing that smokers don't smoke - they suck the damn cancer stick to the very end and quickly lite up another. Holy shit, are these people crazy or what? I really long for the days of separate eating areas for truckers. How was the food? Pizza great, steak fatty, potatoes better than yesterday at the North East location, macaroni and cheese tasteless as usual, rolls hard, cardboardlike and yes, tasteless. The fried chicken way too greasy and much too salty. Guess what? THE ICE CREAM MACHINE WAS BROKEN!! The desserts - the little pieces of cake in small bowls should have been thrown out yesterday. And while I waited to pay for this "meal, I watched the girl (cook) behind the counter frying something Chinese - used her bare hands to take something out of the hot oil and then (perhaps because she saw me watching) used tongs to add it to the rest of the food for sale. Lastly, Grandma I don't think was wearing panties. There was way to much giggle going on there. Maybe she had on a thong. Way to go Granny! $2 tip. Remember the t.v. show Alice? That's the photo. The link for more info is: http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/alice/100022